Funny Story that I totally forgot about

OK...so I forgot a story that I thought was really funny--it really isn't that funny, but since Blaze reads my blog I'm gonna give her a little sh!t.

Remember on the forth of July I went to lake and it rained a LOT. Crystal had made a super fun mix CD. There was some song that said "I'm on a boat", everyone thought that song was really funny, but I didn't get it ? BTW--lots of bad words in the song




Then the Flo Rider song Low comes on...and we are singing and dancing a little



Blaze said "Wow, that reminds me of my senior year in college." And I looked at her.."Yeah, if you graduated last year!". She was convinced the song was from 2003. I used to sing it to Parker...Parker bottom jeans, boots with the fur (yes I am weird I know). A HUGE argument ensues, not really, a few minutes of bickering. Then and iPhone comes out! I was right the song is very recent.
"Oh, I was thinking of the balls song."--Blaze.
"HUH?"--me
"You know--to the window, to the wall, to the sweat drop down my balls"--Blaze



Now, Lady Gaga, LoveGame



Disco Stick...is she really talking about what I think she is talking about? Apparently she is. HUMMM??

Oh and these lyrics

'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning



Seriously, what the heck is she talking about?

BTW--muffin is referring to her girly parts, who knew?

That is all